I want to go to a casino so I can tell people to “trust in the heart of the cards” all day without anyone getting it
I said this once to my opponent during a Magic: The Gathering competition. His eyes immediately snapped away from his cards, up to my face, burning a hole through the back of my head, and he admonished, “Yu-Gi-Oh! is a kids’ game. Don’t say that here.”
"Ooooookay… Sorry," I apologized, as I tapped four islands and two forests, giving me sufficient mana to cast Sphinx of Uthuun, to face off against his Thundermaw Hellkite.
*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria
Anonymous asked: hows everything below the waist, if you don't mind me asking? Also I'm saddened to hear that, yes it will get better.
Fine I guess? I mean, like a third of the size it all used to be, but it’s not like I actually use it. Makes tucking it away a bit easier.
My thighs were getting a bit pudgey for my liking, but I’ve got them toned up a fair bit.
Calves have always been rather toned, so that’s lovely. I wish my shoe size was a few sizes smaller. I miss out on a few cute imports.
Aaand I think that’s most things below the waist.
Eh, people say that, but the psych ward doctors were saying this is probably as good as I’ll get, with periodic relapses. I’ll manage somehow, I guess.
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Anonymous asked: I still want to do the frick frack with you so you're still cute. I hope you feel better soon, I'm sad to hear you're not doing well. Also B cup is definitely the perfect size not to big but not so small. <3
The fricking and the fracking and whatnot? Well, golly.
I’ll get better eventually. It’s been a while since I was last okay, but it’s got to look up eventually??
They’re a nice squishable handful size, I’m fairly okay with them n.n Probably the only parts of my body I’m comfortable with lately n.n”
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Anonymous asked: How's my fav girl been? How's the hormone treatments going? Still looking cute as ever I see. :)
I haven’t been all too good, unfortunately :/
Hormones seem to be going fine n.n I think the boob growing has settled at a B, which I’m cool with (but I am only 2 years in, so idk if/how much bigger they’ll get). It means I can still import cute underwear from Korea~ I just need money first n.n” Having no income sucks.
And pshhh, hardly. I’m mediocre at best~
Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.
I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.
So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it’s in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
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