Saturday, September 20, 2014

neolution:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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Saturday, September 20, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Friday, September 19, 2014

thank u based god vodka for increasing my pain tolerance

i just lasered my face on max

still stings twenty minutes later

but hey

less facial hair

Friday, September 19, 2014
mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

Friday, September 19, 2014

why can’t i just be a lightweight with alcohol again~

it’s just so expensive to get tipsy

Friday, September 19, 2014
caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

Friday, September 19, 2014

currently trying to assess whether I’m the type of person to sleep with some dude and his girlfriend and just generally be a maid in order for him to buy me lingerie and cosplay outfits and other such things

Friday, September 19, 2014
I’m loving how this bra gives me a disproportionate amount of cleavage to the amount of boob I have.

I’m loving how this bra gives me a disproportionate amount of cleavage to the amount of boob I have.


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Friday, September 19, 2014

sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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