Friday, July 25, 2014
  • baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
  • dad: are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
Monday, July 21, 2014
leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
Monday, July 21, 2014

aloneforgood:

selfies

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Monday, July 21, 2014

so i’m feeling super gross about myself today

so i finally got around to doing my eyebrows, changed into something cuter, attempted makeup

then i realised i know basically nothing about makeup

like

i’m not 100% sure if i put on blush

or eyeshadow

can they be interchangeable??

did i break a makeup law??
are there makeup laws?? makeup police?? makeup court? makeup judge judith sheindlin the people are real the cases are real?? the rulings are final??

idk i’ve never been interested in learning
so now when i feel gross and i do want to i just??

also shaky hands and poor vision without glasses does not make eye makeup easy

Friday, July 18, 2014
itchyboob:

i think about this a lot
Friday, July 18, 2014

“WHY ARE THERE NO LESBIANS WHO LIVE NEAR ME”

Every lesbian ever  (via bechloehuh)
Friday, July 18, 2014
Friday, July 18, 2014

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Friday, July 18, 2014

the good news is that i found an adventure time one that looks easy enough

so now I’m trying to find some good side dishes to go with it

Friday, July 18, 2014

so I’ve cleaned the kitchen, some of the bathroom, vacuumed the practically 57cm thick fucking carpet, tidied up my partner’s room a bit

and made some brownies

now I’m looking at cute meal things i could make and chara-bento recipes and kittens

idk there’s not many other domestic things left i need to do and it’s only 11am

help

does anyone need a housewife because i will bust into your apartment and clean and bake u stuff as long as you pay me in compliments and maybe cats or cute lesbians